Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices
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The prim old lady was given the first glass of beer she ever had. After sipping it for a moment she looked up with a puzzled air. “How odd!” she murmured. “It tastes just
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A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building… he suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her
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A very modest lady applied for a job
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