This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with a sign “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How in the world does that fit in here?” So, he walks into the
Knock Knock Christmas
Knock Knock Who’s there? Wenceslas Wenceslas who? Wenceslas train home? Knock Knock Who’s there? Snow Snow who? Snow business like show business! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wayne Wayne who? Wayne in a manger… !
Canada America
An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning “It’s a hot day, isn’t it?” This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation. It goes to the heart of
Catch a drunk driver
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boat not from the lake shore. The pastor had to make a trip to the port-a-potty located on the shore, so
Brazilion
Времена президентства Дж. Буша мл., идет заседание с министрами. Делает доклад министр обороны: – Yesterday two Brazilian soldier were killed in Iraq. Буш бледнеет, обхватывает голову руками, и, спустя несколько секунд подобной истерики, спрашивает
The new Ensign was assigned to subs
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Sub School. The Master Chief
Joint sentence
A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store. The man said to the judge, “Your Honor, I’m a Christian. I’ve become a new man. But I have and old
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They were down to three recruits, two men and one woman. Only one could get the position. As a final test each recruit was led
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?” “I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.” “One moment, please.” Pause. “I’m sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.” “No, no. It isn’t a