Ought to be hung
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A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years
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No exit
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A sailor and a marine are taking a piss
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For their 25th wedding anniversary
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A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder
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Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you
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Microsoft Market Penetration
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