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A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and
So my sister, a natural blond
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One day a little boy over heard his parents
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Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, “I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital
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A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one
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During the World War II
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