A young couple gets married, and the groom
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage,
Useful work phrases
USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK: I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. It
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there, he saw one sign that said Capitalist Hell, and another that said Socialist Hell. In front of the Socialist Hell was
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist – $ 300. “Too expensive” moans the priest. The protestant florist – $ 250, “No, it would
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you think the problem is?” one man asked his companion. “I dunno,” came the reply, “Maybe we aren’t throwing the dog
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you
Giving very odd excuses
The General went out to find that none of his G. I. s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. “Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it
An inferiority complex
Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.” “Nothing I can do for you”, said the doc. “In the Army privates don’t have an inferiority complex… they’re just inferior…” –
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that
Silent treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake