Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. “HA!” he snorted. “The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire. And… How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? Freeze it
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic “smart” missiles. Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned to NATO’s base.
Speak more precisely
Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My sergeants are wonderful”, said one soldier. “I wish I could say the same about mine,” said the other. “You could
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students one night. He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud-speaker system. “Listen to the sound of my
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. “Where’s George?” one of the men asked, noticing that
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. “I’m crying ’cause I can’t do what the big boys
How far to the town
A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing for water and rest, were impatient to reach the next
One day Pete was complaining to his friend
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I better see a doctor”. His friend said “Don’t do that. There’s a computer in the drug store that can diagnose anything. It’s
The work qualification test
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by