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Family sex
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A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party
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Practical Joke
A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn’t have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided tojust go back to their new apartment after the wedding. The groom had
It was laying limp in my hand
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Ne day, this man, Tony, died
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Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling
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Pest-by-Modem
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Be politically correct
How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men (Or Army Men) – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Irish Laughs
Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said to him, “If it wasn’t for my money, that new television wouldn’t be here. If it wasn’t for my money,