Chain Letter Type lI
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!
(This is where you have to scroll down)
Really, go on and make one wish!!!
Oh please, s/he’ll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!
Not *that* either, you pervert!!
Is your finger getting tired yet?
You Can Stop now moron!!!!!!!!
Wasn’t that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, here’s what I’ll do. First of all, if you don’t send this to a certain number of people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It’s true! Because, you now, THIS letter isn’t like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here’s how it goes.
Send this to 1 person: One person will be upset with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be upset with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
5-10 people: 5-10 people will be upset with at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
10-20 people: 10-20 people will be upset with at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
20 to 674,951 1/2 people: 20 to 674,951 1/2 people will be upset with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
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