A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.
What the driver didn’t know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.
Policeman: «License, registration and proof of insurance please.»
Driver: «Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for, man.»
Policeman: «Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there!!»
Driver: «Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference!?!»
The police officer pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man’s head and shoulders.
Policeman: «Now, do you want me to just slow down or stop!!!?
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