4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV

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1. Two nuns are walking down an alley Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark. They start raping the nuns and the first nun says, “Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do!” The second one says, “This one does!”...
2. Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: “Sisters, if you buy 3 crates, that’s 150, you’ll get a 25% discount!” The nuns look at each other, and after a prolonged period of thinking one whispers to the other: “We could eat the 30, […]...
3. Nuns First Hot Dog Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.” “Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically, the […]...
4. Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. “I’m sorry, sister,” said the attendant, “but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. […]...
5. Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day. They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that they were 4 for a dollar. The nuns said okay. The puzzled merchant asked why they needed four cucumbers when there were only three of them. A nun answered back, “Well, […]...
6. Three couples wanted to join a church Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor says, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.” The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor goes to the […]...
7. Books and TV in my life – Книги и телевидение в моей жизни TV is very important thing in our life. We can say that TV is our eyes because TV helps us to know more about the world, about the others counties, about the events that happened in the world. TV even helps you to know more about yourself. I like to watch TV very much. I […]...
8. Перевод слова watch Watch – часы; смотреть, наблюдать Перевод слова Chatelaine watch – часы на цепочке designer watch – модные часы to watch television – смотреть телевизор to watch a game – смотреть игру She glanced nervously at her Watch. Она нервно взглянула на свои часы. They Watched as the murderer was executed. Они смотрели как казнили убийцу. […]...
9. Значение идиомы watch one’s dust [watch one’s dust] or [watch one’s smoke] {v. phr.}, {slang} Tonotice your quick action; watch you do something quickly. OfferBill a dollar to shovel your sidewalk, and watch his smoke! “We’llhave your yard cleaned in a jiffy,” the Boy Scouts told Mr. Truitt.”Watch our smoke!” “I can go to the store and be back in […]...
10. Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice Rocky Mountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was. They ask the waiter who replies “Oh Sister, those are nuts.” She answers “Do you mean like the kind you crack with a rock?” “No. The kind you rock on a crack.”...
11. Значение идиомы watch it [watch it] {v. phr.}, {informal} To be careful. – Usually used as acommand. You’d better watch it. If you get into trouble again, you’ll be expelled. Watch it – the bottom stair is loose!...
12. Перевод слова discovery Discovery – открытие, находка Перевод слова Recent discovery – недавнее открытие, последняя находка unexpected discovery – неожиданное открытие discovery of the plot – раскрытие заговора Scientists announced the Discovery of a new species of plant. Ученые объявили об обнаружении нового вида растений. He made a startling Discovery. Он сделал ошеломляющее открытие. The Discovery was made […]...
13. Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:”I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand.” St. Peter says:”You see the bowl of holy water, wash your hand and go in.” The second says:”I have to confess, I held mans penis in both hands.” […]...
14. Перевод идиомы Watch it!, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: Watch it! Идиома: Watch it! разг. Перевод: Осторожнее! Аккуратнее! Смотри(те) по сторонам! (обычно используется как команда) Пример: Watch it! That truck is going very fast and may hit you. Осторожно! Этот грузовик едет очень быстро, и он может задавить тебя....
15. An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for days and days with nothing to do. One morning the captain decides he is going to lay on some entertainment for the men. He orders a barrel to be placed on the top deck. It has […]...
16. A state-of-the-art watch A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just […]...
17. Значение идиомы on the watch [on the watch] {adj. phr.} Alert; watchful. The customsinspector was on the watch for diamond smugglers. Mary was on thewatch for bargains at the auction. Compare: EYE OUT, LOOK OUT....
18. Значение идиомы watch one’s language [watch one’s language] {v. phr.} To be careful of how one speaks;avoid saying impolite or vulgar things. “You boys watch yourlanguage,” Mother said, “or you won’t be watching television for awhole week!”...
19. Значение идиомы watch one’s step [watch one’s step] {v. phr.} To mend one’s ways; exercise prudence, tact, and care. I have to watch my step with the new boss as he isa very proud and sensitive individual....
20. Диалог на английском языке с переводом “Watch out” Lacey Лейси Why don’t you ask Gordon to change the light bulb for you? Почему ты не попросишь Гордона поменять тебе лампочку? Anthony Энтони He’s always busy. It’s easier if I do it myself. Он всегда занят. Проще самому. Lacey Лейси Watch out! Берегись! Anthony Энтони Thank you. You saved my life. Спасибо. Ты спас […]...
21. Мой любимый канал по ТВ/ My Favourite TV-Channel На английском языке Перевод на русский язык My Favourite TV-Channel Мой любимый канал по ТВ My name is Ilya and I’m 14 years old. I study at the 8th grade of a secondary school. My timetable is overloaded sometimes, but I find time to do the things that I like. When I’m free, I read […]...
22. Перевод слова channel Channel – канал Перевод слова Channel for irrigation – ирригационный канал to capture a channel – занимать канал dung channel – навозная канава Change the Channel on the TV. Переключи канал телевизора. Two ships struck in the Channel. Два корабля столкнулись в канале. Water had Channelled grooves in the rock. Воды направляются углубления в скале. […]...
23. Фразовый глагол watch out for – перевод и значение, пример использования Фразовый глагол: watch out for Перевод: остерегаться чего-либо Пример: Watch out for snakes while you are hiking in the desert. Остерегайся змей, когда будешь в походе в пустыне....
24. Плюсы и минусы телевизора/ Pros And Cons Of TV На английском языке Перевод на русский язык Pros And Cons Of TV Плюсы и минусы телевизора We all know that TV is losing its relevance. It is connected with the appearance of computers in modern society and with the invention of the global web. Internet has replaced many other media means, as we can find […]...
25. Cable and Satellite TV Marion: I’m trying to decide whether to get Cable or Satellite TV. Which one do you have at your apartment? Cesar: I have satellite, but I used to have cable. Marion: What’s the difference? Cesar: Not a lot. With satellite, you have to have a Satellite dish installed on the roof and you don’t with […]...
26. Перевод идиомы know when one is not wanted, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: know when one is not wanted Перевод: понимать, чувствовать, когда кому-либо не рады Пример: I know when I am not wanted so I decided not to go to the restaurant. Я знаю, когда мне не рады, поэтому я решил не идти в ресторан....
27. The young lady admired the watch in the store window The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it. She finally entered the shop one day and said, “Just how much is that watch?” “It’s $2000, ma’am.” “Hmmm. Well, would you consider time payments for it?” “Just what sort of ‘time schedule’ did you have in mind?” “I […]...
28. The seven dwarves were in Rome The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got to talk to the mother superior. “Excuse us, but can you tell us where the dwarf nuns are?” “Sorry”, she replies, “but there are no dwarf nuns here”. “Well, are there any in the city?”. “No, there are no dwarf nuns”. […]...
29. This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house, he was told that the only way he could play today was if he was willing to play along with three nuns. He agreed and set off with the nuns in tow. […]...
30. Television in Russia and in Britain Топик Телевидение в России и в Великобритании – рассказывает и сравнивает две системы телевещания. В обеих странах существует несколько основных каналов, несколько коммерческих или независимых каналов и местное телевидение. Российское телевидение транслирует разнообразные программы: международные, национальные и местные новости, легкие развлекательные, спортивные, политические дебаты, драматические постановки и концерты. Большое внимание уделяется зарубежным фильмам, в частности, […]...
31. Watch out Фразовый глагол / Phrasal verb Watch out (165) – амер. разг. остерегаться, быть начеку; watch out! осторожно! A woman’s voice rang out. “Watch out, Professor! Женский голос раздался. “Осторожно/Берегитесь, профессор!” (здесь – нападают сзади) Doom: Watch out, you idiot… he’s going for the gun! Дум: Осторожно, ты, идиот… он пошел/идет за пистолетом! “Don’t listen,” whispered […]...
32. Перевод слова kitchen Kitchen – кухня Перевод слова Kitchen clobber – кухонные приспособления field kitchen – полевая кухня kitchen unit – кухонный комбайн the French kitchen – французская кухня Get out of the Kitchen! Выметайся из кухни! Who messed up the Kitchen? Кто устроил беспорядок на кухне? Lock the cat in the Kitchen. Закрой кота на кухне....
33. One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf. But he couldn’t, since it was Sunday. But he figured, well, it’s ok if i just play a little bit. So he changed clothes and went out into the green. Up in heaven an angel saw him and reported it to Jesus. However, Jesus didn’t do […]...
34. Диалог на английском языке с переводом “Телевидение (Television)” По-английски Перевод на русский Paul: Are you a fan of television, Ellie? Пол: Ты фанат телевидения, Элли? Ellie: Not really, Paul. Are you? I do watch the satellite TV though. Элли: Не особо, Пол. А ты? Я просто иногда смотрю кабельное телевидение. Paul: We also have satellite which offers about a hundred of topical channels. […]...
35. Перевод слова fourth Fourth – четвертый, четверть Перевод слова In the fourth form – в четвертом классе three fourths – три четверти fourth power – четвертая степень She drank a Fourth of the bottle. Она выпила четверть бутылки. I was going well and was lying Fourth. Я неплохо шел и был на четвертом месте. A guerrilla war has […]...
36. Watch out! A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is […]...
37. Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief […]...
38. Значение идиомы work through channels [work through channels] {v. phr.} To go through the properprocedures and officials. At a state university everybody must workthrough channels to get things done....
39. Tupac Shakur’s Godmother Added to FBI Most-Wanted Terrorists List Joanne Chesimard aka Assata Shakur, Tupac Shakur. Joanne Chesimard, a. k. a. Assata Shakur, was convicted of murder in 1977. Tupac Shakur’s godmother has been placed on the FBI’s Most-Wanted Terrorists list, becoming the first woman added to the list and only the second domestic terrorist. Joanne Chesimard, now known as Assata Shakur, was convicted […]...
40. Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test. Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have […]...