WIFE: «There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.» HUSBAND: «Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous.» WIFE: «I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.» HUSBAND: «You don’t even know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?» WIFE: «In the pool.»
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