THE CROCODILE OR THE WHALE?
The woman came to the zoo with her little son. They came to the cage with a mystery big animal in it.
-Look, son, this is a whale,-said the woman.
-I am sorry, but this is a crocodile,-said the man.
-No, this is a whale,-the woman was very stubbron, as a donkey.
During this time the animal crawled on the land.
-As you see, this is a crocodile,-said the man,-the whales never crawl to the land!
-Nonsense, you see with your own eyes, that sometimes they do it
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