Husband always insisted on making love

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, «You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?»
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, «I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids…..»



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Husband always insisted on making love