Getting In-Flight Service
I pushed the Call button to get the attention of the Flight attendant.
Flight attendant: Yes? What can I do for you?
Hal: It’s very cold in the Cabin. Is it possible to get a Blanket?
Flight attendant: We’re out of blankets, but here’s a Pillow.
Hal: Okay, thanks. I was asleep during the Meal service. Could I get a meal?
Flight attendant: We don’t have any more of the Baked Chicken. We only have the Bean Salad left.
Hal: Oh, okay, I’ll take that. Could I also get a drink?
Flight attendant: What would you like?
Hal: What do you have?
Flight attendant: The Complimentary drinks are listed in our In-flight magazine. Beer, wine, and other Cocktails are $4.
Hal: I’ll have a diet soda.
Flight attendant: We’re Out of diet soda.
Hal: How about just some water? What’s that?
Flight attendant: That’s Turbulence. Make sure your Seatbelt is Fastened.
Hal: Could I get an Airsickness bag, please?
Flight attendant: I’m sorry, but we’re out of those, too.
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