Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: «I have an inferiority complex.»
«Nothing I can do for you», said the doc.
«In the Army privates don’t have an inferiority complex… they’re just inferior…»
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An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain: «When I was of your age I thought nothing of a ten-mile hike.»
«Well, I don’t think much of it either,» replied the GI.
Great синонимы на английском.
Жизнь 50 лет назад английский.
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An inferiority complex