Making Changes to a Hotel Reservation
Reservation agent: Hello, Milton Hotel Reservations. How may I assist you? Sally: Hi, I’m calling to make some changes to an Existing reservation. Reservation agent: Certainly. Do you have the...
Methods for Quitting Smoking
Lisa: This is it. I’m Quitting smoking for good. Michael: Good for you. Are you going Cold turkey? Lisa: No, I tried that, but it didn’t work. I Craved cigarettes...
Describing Winds and Storms
Ali: It’s just our luck that as soon as we arrive here for our Island vacation, there’s a Hurricane warning! Mariela: It’s Uncanny, isn’t it? On last year’s vacation, we...
Forming a Union
Norma: What is this? Jimmy: It’s a Flyer for a meeting I’ve called to talk about forming a Labor union here. Norma: Here? Do you think the Management will let...
Whoah! Single men wash their sheets’four times a year’
It’s a discovery no woman wants to hear – the average single male changes his sheets just four times a year. While they strip their beds every 3.1 months on...
Experts: Ansel Adams photos found at garage sale worth $200 million
Los Angeles, California (CNN) – Rick Norsigian kept two boxes he bought at a garage sale under his pool table for four years before realizing they may be too valuable...
Business Insurance
Carson: What happened here?! Samantha: As you can see, there was an accident. Early this morning, a man driving along this street Lost control of his car and ran into...
Experiencing Dread
Brianna: Are you still here? I thought you left ages ago. Viktor: There’s no rush. I’m thinking of Postponing until tomorrow. Brianna: Why? Viktor: I feel a sense of Foreboding....
Playing in a Tournament
Irene: How is your team doing in the Standings? Kent: They’re Seeded sixth and they’re In a bracket with one of the best teams in the Tournament. Our team has...
Running a Pilot Program
Rosalind: How is the Pilot program coming along? Jimmy: We’ll be ready To launch it in another month, but I have some serious Reservations. Rosalind: Like what? Jimmy: We haven’t...
Disposing of Sensitive Documents
Marcus: All right, let’s get started. These documents won’t Sort themselves. Rebecca: I really don’t think sorting through documents is the best use of my time. Can’t the company find...
Man cuts open truck to save kitten
A hitchhiking feline in Florida has a 50-year-old truck owner to thank for her unusual rescue. Errand Frazier of Vero Beach wasn’t quite sure what to do at first when...
Mystification на английском языке писателя Edgar Allan Poe
Slid, if these be your “passados” and “montantes,” I’ll have none o’ them. Ned Knowles. The Baron Ritzner von Jung was a noble Hungarian family, every member of which was...
Getting an Advantage in Sports
Tammy: What are you doing this year to give your team an Advantage? Phillip: I Have a few tricks up my sleeve. We’re going to have a Winning season. Tammy:...
Having Car Trouble
As I was driving home from work, my car started Acting up. It was making a strange noise and the engine was Running roughly. When I got home, I Popped...
Mending a Broken Heart
David: Why has Joyce been Moping around all week? What’s wrong with her? Victoria: She’s Suffering from a broken heart. Her boyfriend Broke up with her over the weekend. They...
Being Infatuated With Someone
Marcel: What is this on your wall? Fiona: It’s my Tribute to Del Gordon, my favorite player. Marcel: This isn’t a tribute. It’s a Shrine! Fiona: It’s not a shrine....
An Annoying Cell Phone User
Carl: I’m sorry, say that again. I couldn’t hear you Over that guy at the next table Shouting into his cell phone. Stephanie: That guy is so Rude. We’re trying...
Giving Bribes to Children for Good Behavior
Camille: No, you can’t have a new bike if you get an “A” on the test. You should study because you want to do well in school. We’ll talk about...
The Peculiar Burial Rites of Tana Toraja
The picturesque mountainous region of South Sulawesi, in Indonesia, is home to an ethnic group called the Toraja. A large number of its members live in the regency of Tana...