Democrats on the front porch

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, «Help, send the police to my house right away! There’s a damn Democrat on my front porch and he’s playing with himself.» «What?» the operator exclaimed. «I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he’s weird; I don’t know him and I’m afraid! Please send the police!» the little old lady repeated. «Well, now, how do you know he’s a Democrat?» «Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he’d be screwing somebody!»

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Democrats on the front porch